Sauna Club in Düsseldorf – article sponsored by Düsseldorf Experiment

Isn’t anything more interesting besides Sauna Clubs here in Düsseldorf?

Well…not much…but still. I was appalled seeing last data downloaded from may Google Analytics when I realised that some part of my readers (not numerous thanks gods) come to my blog by typing “best sauna club dusseldorf” in the searching box.

That is stupefying!

Absolutely breathtaking and…what can I say…there is always something about knowing other nation. I will explain later.

I thing that Düsseldorf is a small provincial town and there is not many thing to see and do. And the weather is quite horrible and people rather not smiling and it’s cold and there is only 1 month of summer (if you are lucky)…and and and…we don’t have much to visit unfortunately.

What to do in a boring place? Why get wet in the rain and freeze somewhere in line for the museum?

Most preferably is to find a warm location to take shelter.

I can suggest a common “hot spot” in Germany, well known as Sauna Clubs where scantily clad girls will take care of you, dear customer. Something for bored “travellers”  in search of relaxation. Everything is fully legal, everything is registered. Seems that even unfaithfulness is licit there… whoooha!

Sounds wild doesn’t it?!

Indeed it is. It’s like in “From Dusk till Down”:

“Pussy, pussy, pussy!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!
This is a pussy blow out!
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C’mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don’t got it, you don’t want it!
Come on in Pussy lovers!”

Ok. I think that’s enough.

But if you will change your mind we have a beautiful Rhein Promenade and really delicious Schnitzel at Zum Schiffchen in Altstadt.

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